Monday, June 13, 2005

Tongue Depressor Required!

You'll need a tongue depressor before you read these TV statistics because they're guaranteed to make you swallow your tongue! A nice pair of vice grips will work too.

I especially like this quote:

According to the A.C. Nielsen Co., the average American watches more than 4 hours of TV each day (or 28 hours/week, or 2 months of nonstop TV-watching per year). In a 65-year life, that person will have spent 9 years glued to the tube.

Gee, I should be very proud that I'm so far above average. I was watching 6-7 hours per day which means by the time I'm 65, I would have watched almost 18 years worth of TV brain droppings.

I want my mommy!

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